Lyndon B. Johnson A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.
Curtis Le May wants to bomb Hanoi and Haiphong. You know how he likes to go around bombing.
Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.
I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket.
I want to make a policy statement. I am unabashedly in favor of women.
I have to say, I support him on this one.If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim."
If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed.
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
The fact that a man is a newspaper reporter is evidence of some flaw of character.
We Americans know - although others appear to forget - the risk of spreading conflict. We still seek no wider war.
