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Post by WarMachineRhodey on Mar 9, 2016 22:20:39 GMT -5
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Post by JACK-2 on Mar 10, 2016 7:59:18 GMT -5
"I realize that I probly broke it, Just looking for other possible scenarios. "
Eyy lmao.
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Post by JACK-2 on Mar 10, 2016 8:00:52 GMT -5
Why would you drill into your PCB?
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Mar 11, 2016 1:40:32 GMT -5
You'd do it because you're stupid, otherwise no reason lol. Check these lost out. www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_calls.shtmlTech Support: "Sir, Click Start, then Run, and type the letters C, M, and D." Customer: "Wait a minute, don't run off the end of the earth away from me now. I can only go so fast with this thing." Tech Support: "Sorry, sir. Did you click Start?" Customer: "Where is that start button? Oh, here is is. Now what?" Tech Support: "Um, did you click it?" Customer: "Dammit, no, do that now?" Tech Support: "Yes, then click on the word Run." Customer: "Dammit, slow down!!! Run, run, run, where the hell is run?" Tech Support: "Should be a the very bottom of the Start Menu that came up on the screen." Customer: "I already clicked Start. Click it again?" Tech Support: "No, it should be there in the lower left corner." Customer: "Hey, I found the word Run. You want that instead?" Tech Support: "Sure, why not? We'll see if that works. Did you click it?" Customer: "Yes." Tech Support: "Ok, type the letters C, M, and then D." Customer: "Slow down, dammit!! I'm not a programmer!!! I told you I'm only a car dealer!!" Tech Support: "Sorry, again, sir, what do you have there?" Customer: "Z." Tech Support: "No, we need 'C' like 'Charlie.'" Customer: "C-H-A-R--" Tech Support: "Not the whole word 'Charlie,' sir, just the 'C,' please." Customer: "If you don't want a Charlie, why tell me to type it?" Tech Support: "Um, what's in the box now?" Customer: "I'm trying to find the eraser here." Tech Support: "Just hit the backspace key." Customer: "That just moves it further to the right without typing anything." Tech Support: "Which backspace key did you press?" Customer: "The long one in the middle. I pressed it on the back side." Eventually, we "found" the correct backspace key and got that Z replaced with a C.
Tech Support: "Now that we just have a 'C' there, type an 'M,' like 'Mary,' but just the 'M,' ok?" Customer: "M-O-K." Tech Support: "Remember that backspace key?" Customer: "Yes." Tech Support: "Press it twice." Customer: "All right, but it took off the 'O' and 'K' you wanted." Tech Support: "Never mind that, I'll live. Now type a 'D,' just the letter D." Customer: "D. Now what?" Tech Support: "Now press the enter key." Customer: "E-N-T-E-R." Tech Support: "Is there anyone else around the lot that is maybe a little more familiar with computers than you are?" Customer: "Well, my wife uses one at her work and might be a little more familiar. She comes in in an hour. You want to talk to her?" Tech Support: "Yes, please."
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Post by WarMachineRhodey on Jul 28, 2016 23:44:50 GMT -5
Time to bring this thread back from the dead.
https://www.reddit.com/r/techsupportgore/comments/4t8vlu/i_did_a_horrible_thing/
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Jul 28, 2016 23:58:17 GMT -5
I was looking at that for a while trying to make sense of it. That's just terrible. I never did anything that bad with my PC even when I was new at it.
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Post by WarMachineRhodey on Jul 29, 2016 0:20:47 GMT -5
I was looking at that for a while trying to make sense of it. That's just terrible. I never did anything that bad with my PC even when I was new at it. I'm not even sure why he needed to replace the paste since the rx480 just came out a few months ago. Even if they video card maker doesnt use the best paste it would still be fine for years even if you played the most graphically demanding games everyday for many hours.
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Jul 29, 2016 6:53:08 GMT -5
I was looking at that for a while trying to make sense of it. That's just terrible. I never did anything that bad with my PC even when I was new at it. I'm not even sure why he needed to replace the paste since the rx480 just came out a few months ago. Even if they video card maker doesnt use the best paste it would still be fine for years even if you played the most graphically demanding games everyday for many hours. Same here. I've never had to do anything of the sort ever. This is why it's just best to take your time and use common sense for these sorts of things.
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