Sexiest Pokemon

[Dja Majista]

Which pokemon is the sexiest!?
psi duck gets my vote hands down.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

Which pokemon is the sexiest!?
psi duck gets my vote hands down.

Damb, I want to say... Dragonair, that was on sexy beast...

[Dja Majista]

Yeah but he got fat when he turned into dragonite. And his wings didn't really keep up with him.
Charmelion was quite the lady's man I thought. But when he turned into charizard he lost some of his original sex appeal and traded it for the big daddy effect.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

Yeah but he got fat when he turned into dragonite. And his wings didn't really keep up with him.
Charmelion was quite the lady's man I thought. But when he turned into charizard he lost some of his original sex appeal and traded it for the big daddy effect.

Wouldn't that make him a "ladies man" then, Charmeleon was like a preteen.

Dragonite was just a pimp and he could fly and stay under water. That leads for making all around.

[Dja Majista]

admin said:

Wouldn't that make him a "ladies man" then, Charmeleon was like a preteen.

eh. yeah. come to think of it he does look fresh out of middle school.
Charizard and family have trouble keeping women cause of their inherent bad breath.

Dragonite was just a pimp and he could fly and stay under water. That leads for making all around.

haha fallatio... anyway, Gengar's up there too. He's got the sexiest smile vote.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

admin said:

Wouldn't that make him a "ladies man" then, Charmeleon was like a preteen.

eh. yeah. come to think of it he does look fresh out of middle school.
Charizard and family have trouble keeping women cause of their inherent bad breath.

Dragonite was just a pimp and he could fly and stay under water. That leads for making all around.

haha fallatio... anyway, Gengar's up there too. He's got the sexiest smile vote.

I meant to say macking lol.

Ghastly and Haunter are pimps as well. And look how much the Saur's can fertilize. My god, they're walking virilty!

[Dja Majista]

#laughing#
Yeah they sure don't hold back when it comes to getting baby's. and the ghost types get the job done in stealth. what's it called... immaculate conception.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

#laughing#
Yeah they sure don't hold back when it comes to getting baby's. and the ghost types get the job done in stealth. what's it called... immaculate conception.

They don't even do it, they just form from the dead. Now you're just making up stuff. You're a bad boy...

[Dja Majista]

admin said:

damasta said:

#laughing#
Yeah they sure don't hold back when it comes to getting baby's. and the ghost types get the job done in stealth. what's it called... immaculate conception.

They don't even do it, they just form from the dead. Now you're just making up stuff. You're a bad boy...

No, see it's perfect. the whole immaculate conception thing makes ghastly, haunter, and gengar the perfect scapegoats, in case you accidentally make a lady pregnant.
You can be all like "It's not mine! Gengar's the real daddy!"

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

admin said:

They don't even do it, they just form from the dead. Now you're just making up stuff. You're a bad boy...

No, see it's perfect. the whole immaculate conception thing makes ghastly, haunter, and gengar the perfect scapegoats, in case you accidentally make a lady pregnant.
You can be all like "It's not mine! Gengar's the real daddy!"

But... Ghastly came first...

[Dja Majista]

Ghastly's whose daddy now?

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

Ghastly's whose daddy now?

Everyone's.

[Dja Majista]

admin said:

damasta said:

Ghastly's whose daddy now?

Everyone's.

my "real" dad is a fake!
...wait even gengar's daddy?

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

admin said:

Everyone's.

my "real" dad is a fake!
...wait even gengar's daddy?

Yep... He made the other Ghastly evolve by giving it away. You have to trade to evolve Ghost poke'mon... ;D

[Dja Majista]

Nobody is Gengars daddy.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

Bulbasaur is.

[Squid Lord]

all of you are WRONG.........kabutops is....duh

[darthrevan]

Nope. Still wrong. I'm the sexiest pokemon. For some reason my more popular moves are harden and string shot.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

squidlord said:

all of you are WRONG.........kabutops is....duh

Please, Dragonair is sexier than that.

[Squid Lord]

duh


-=EDIT=-
...can't see it buuuuut:
Charmander
Charmeleon
Charizard
Chamillionaire

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

The hell?!?

[Yoshi]

I believe the sexiest pokemon is Gardevoir (third generation).