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Post by Rogue Jedi on Oct 17, 2011 14:53:42 GMT -5
Melee combat on a remote beach. Around them are assorted weapons. Swords, knives, clubs, oars, hammers, empty muskets, etc.
Who wins?
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Post by rbtd on Oct 17, 2011 15:17:22 GMT -5
It's almost like you're "butthurt" over that other Diehard thread you made and are trying your best to kill John McClane. How incredibly peculiar.
John grabs a 9mm and shoots Jack Sparrow dead, faster loading than a 18th century gun.
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Post by Rogue Jedi on Oct 17, 2011 18:20:25 GMT -5
Nah, no 9mm here. Just melee combat.
Jack rapes, his melee feats are better.
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Post by rbtd on Oct 17, 2011 18:21:58 GMT -5
Nah, no 9mm here. Just melee combat. Jack rapes, his melee feats are better. You said "Swords, knives, clubs, oars, hammers, empty muskets, etc." So the "etc" isn't weapons that McClane is used to, just weapons that Jack Sparrow is? Hahahahahaa, another biased thread. Good job at showing your colors. |
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Post by Rogue Jedi on Oct 17, 2011 18:24:12 GMT -5
Mhm, and actual gunfire is not melee combat, that's gunplay.
OK, here are the weapons: Swords, knives, clubs, oars, hammers, empty muskets, baseball bats, chains, empty 9mm's, pool cues.
Happy?
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Post by quanchi112 on Oct 17, 2011 18:30:49 GMT -5
Nah, no 9mm here. Just melee combat. Jack rapes, his melee feats are better. You said "Swords, knives, clubs, oars, hammers, empty muskets, etc." So the "etc" isn't weapons that McClane is used to, just weapons that Jack Sparrow is? Hahahahahaa, another biased thread. Good job at showing your colors. So you feel like McClane can't win unless he has a 9mm handy ? Rips McClane patch off your sweater and kicks you outta the clubhouse. |
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Post by Rogue Jedi on Oct 17, 2011 18:32:00 GMT -5
You said "Swords, knives, clubs, oars, hammers, empty muskets, etc." So the "etc" isn't weapons that McClane is used to, just weapons that Jack Sparrow is? Hahahahahaa, another biased thread. Good job at showing your colors. So you feel like McClane can't win unless he has a 9mm handy ? Rips McClane patch off your sweater and kicks you outta the clubhouse. lulz. |
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Post by rbtd on Oct 17, 2011 18:35:51 GMT -5
So you feel like McClane can't win unless he has a 9mm handy ? Rips McClane patch off your sweater and kicks you outta the clubhouse. I think it's adorable that this RogueJedi had to call you in to help him. So cute. When did I ever imply I was a Diehard fanboy? They're okay action movies; nothing special. |
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Post by Rogue Jedi on Oct 17, 2011 18:36:59 GMT -5
A melee weapon is a melee weapon, man. If McClane cannot handle fighting with an oar, then Jack is the superior fighter.
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Post by rbtd on Oct 17, 2011 18:39:28 GMT -5
A melee weapon is a melee weapon, man. If McClane cannot handle fighting with an oar, then Jack is the superior fighter. Incorrect, again. If you actually watched the PoTR films and paid attention, you'd have noticed that Jack Sparrow is an incredibly skilled swordsman. |
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Post by Rogue Jedi on Oct 17, 2011 18:40:47 GMT -5
A melee weapon is a melee weapon, man. If McClane cannot handle fighting with an oar, then Jack is the superior fighter. Incorrect, again. If you actually watched the PoTR films and paid attention, you'd have noticed that Jack Sparrow is an incredibly skilled swordsman. Who took on Pirates, trained Pirate hunters, and legions of the undead. For FOUR films. He also lived in a time when fighting was an everyday event. |
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Post by quanchi112 on Oct 17, 2011 20:44:34 GMT -5
So you feel like McClane can't win unless he has a 9mm handy ? Rips McClane patch off your sweater and kicks you outta the clubhouse. I think it's adorable that this RogueJedi had to call you in to help him. So cute. When did I ever imply I was a Diehard fanboy? They're okay action movies; nothing special. I think cmaster asked me to join before rogue jedi joined. Roguejedi like you yourself know is a different person than I am and if you stick around will see we don't see eye to eye on everything, roberto. You also bleed for McClane and fool no one. |
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Post by Rogue Jedi on Oct 17, 2011 23:38:49 GMT -5
He mad, bro.
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Oct 18, 2011 4:09:34 GMT -5
I think it's adorable that this RogueJedi had to call you in to help him. So cute. When did I ever imply I was a Diehard fanboy? They're okay action movies; nothing special. I think cmaster asked me to join before rogue jedi joined. Roguejedi like you yourself know is a different person than I am and if you stick around will see we don't see eye to eye on everything, roberto. You also bleed for McClane and fool no one. I did invite quan first. I found RJ on facebook. Blaze was talking to quan this time and I simply told him that everything was here. That's all. No big deal guys.  |
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Post by Blaze72 on Oct 18, 2011 4:24:28 GMT -5
There you go its already started for this vs. |
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Oct 18, 2011 4:58:44 GMT -5
There you go its already started for this vs. Haha, he just likes that saying. |
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Post by Rogue Jedi on Oct 18, 2011 8:07:02 GMT -5
There you go its already started for this vs. Wow, you must be incredibly honest. |
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Post by Blaze72 on Oct 18, 2011 8:12:53 GMT -5
You mad bro.....ha
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Post by Rogue Jedi on Oct 18, 2011 8:27:28 GMT -5
Nah, you don't have what it takes to make me mad.
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Oct 18, 2011 10:53:59 GMT -5
Nah, you don't have what it takes to make me mad. Don't get mad bro. |
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Post by Rogue Jedi on Oct 18, 2011 13:00:31 GMT -5
I'm a pond without ripples, Rob.
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Post by samz on Oct 18, 2011 15:10:04 GMT -5
Going with Jack after a long hillarious fight with Sparrow running circles trying to pick a weapon.
Or a second scenario, McClane says "f#ck it" and selfbfrs.
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Post by Rogue Jedi on Oct 18, 2011 15:38:27 GMT -5
lulz.
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Post by Blaze72 on Oct 19, 2011 6:49:47 GMT -5
Ya dig?
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Post by Rogue Jedi on Oct 19, 2011 8:48:40 GMT -5
I savvy.
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Oct 19, 2011 12:49:53 GMT -5
Going with Jack after a long hillarious fight with Sparrow running circles trying to pick a weapon. Or a second scenario, McClane says "f#ck it" and selfbfrs. Self bfr ftl? |
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Post by Blaze72 on Oct 20, 2011 6:20:21 GMT -5
wha?
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Oct 20, 2011 6:43:08 GMT -5
Self battlefield removal for the loss?
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Post by Blaze72 on Oct 21, 2011 7:15:25 GMT -5
Batman wins.
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Post by Rogue Jedi on Oct 21, 2011 9:39:06 GMT -5
Preston rapes Batman.
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