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Post by EsteemedLeader© on Nov 26, 2006 19:30:11 GMT -5
I Love Puppies
Little baby dog, with stocky short legs
And when you eat something, he sits there and begs
His belly is warm, and his nose is quite cold
And he steals my socks, and doesn't do what he's told
And when I'm asleep, I get a surprise
When he jumps on my face, and flashes those big sad dog eyes
And part of me melts, and I pet his fat head
As he barks really loud, and drags me out of bed
I get the leash, and I open the door
And the little puffball, passes by on the floor
Down the stairs we go, out into the grass
The neighbor dogs bark, as my puppy walks passed
And I love that puppy, my little baby
Anyone that wants to hurt him, will have to answer to me
And if you want to harm him, or to him be mean
Then so help me bitch, I'll carve out your spleen
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Post by Squid Lord on Nov 26, 2006 19:46:18 GMT -5
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Nov 27, 2006 11:39:04 GMT -5
This man has talent!  I'll be your agent. I need 20%... |
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Post by Magic attack on Nov 27, 2006 18:37:22 GMT -5
Good work EL.
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Nov 28, 2006 11:30:51 GMT -5
Don't try to be his agent and steal my job...  |
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Post by EsteemedLeader© on Nov 29, 2006 2:06:03 GMT -5
This man has talent! I'll be your agent. I need 20%... 18. Final offer. |
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Nov 29, 2006 7:48:00 GMT -5
I'll do 18% |
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Post by warmunger on Dec 8, 2006 17:50:05 GMT -5
Pups are bad ass, deep poetry, El!
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Dec 8, 2006 18:43:37 GMT -5
Pups are bad ass, deep poetry, El! Yea it's quite deep. |
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Post by EsteemedLeader© on Sept 18, 2007 20:44:22 GMT -5
The World
I wish they made Band-Aids a million miles wide
So I could fix all of the world's problems
Like a scrape on a knee
And I wish that my arms were a million miles long
So I could give the whole world a hug
And we'd all live happily
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Sept 18, 2007 20:57:24 GMT -5
The WorldI wish they made Band-Aids a million miles wide So I could fix all of the world's problems Like a scrape on a knee And I wish that my arms were a million miles long So I could give the whole world a hug And we'd all live happily I almost feel like I've heard this in my subconscious before. |
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Post by EsteemedLeader© on Sept 18, 2007 21:29:26 GMT -5
You accusing me of plagiarism, punk?
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Sept 19, 2007 0:21:21 GMT -5
You accusing me of plagiarism, punk? What if I am? |
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Post by EsteemedLeader© on Sept 19, 2007 20:15:31 GMT -5
Den I might have ta fight cha.
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Sept 20, 2007 2:37:03 GMT -5
Den I might have ta fight cha. Oh noes!  |
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Post by EsteemedLeader© on Sept 20, 2007 16:59:20 GMT -5
What, you know you'd win.
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Sept 20, 2007 18:15:40 GMT -5
What, you know you'd win. I'm a peaceful person.  |
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Post by Dja Majista on Sept 20, 2007 18:22:04 GMT -5
What, you know you'd win. I'm a peaceful person.  ... ...#hysterical# |
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Sept 20, 2007 23:36:32 GMT -5
Jealousy will get you nowhere. Though I admit that I was the target of alot of flamewars back at KMC. |
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Post by EsteemedLeader© on Sept 21, 2007 16:52:31 GMT -5
You were also the catalyst of quite a few.
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Sept 21, 2007 17:30:25 GMT -5
You were also the catalyst of quite a few. But seldom started them, but boy I did finish them. |
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Post by Dja Majista on Sept 21, 2007 18:21:25 GMT -5
You were also the catalyst of quite a few. But seldom started them, but boy I did finish them. Yes your persistence knows no bounds. |
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Sept 21, 2007 18:31:37 GMT -5
But seldom started them, but boy I did finish them. Yes your persistence knows no bounds. |
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