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Things that look like big wangs in games. Nov 22, 2006 8:51:42 GMT -5

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I just wanted to make a thread because I see that a whole LOT of wangs are hidden in games by developers which seems just like a joke in disguise to me.

For my first one, Eyedol. Doesn't this just look wrong? Hitting her with his big stick that matches his skin color? Big nasty boy.

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The Big Daddy C-Master Big Daddy Living life to the fullest, and it feels great. I'm still here... for now... Posts: 26,387	Things that look like big wangs in games. Nov 22, 2006 10:08:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Nov 22, 2006 10:08:33 GMT -5 A siege tank in siege mode, it's gun is so big that it has to hold itself unto the ground to keep from falling over with it's "high powered blast".
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MadMel C-Tier Posts: 150	Things that look like big wangs in games. Nov 27, 2006 2:54:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MadMel on Nov 27, 2006 2:54:56 GMT -5 LOL..

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Dja Majista A-Tier Wunderbar Posts: 2,250	Things that look like big wangs in games. Mar 7, 2007 21:56:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dja Majista on Mar 7, 2007 21:56:28 GMT -5 The Gantrithor... travels the galaxy in search of a vagina big enough to fit into... Obviously to no avail...
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The Big Daddy C-Master Big Daddy Living life to the fullest, and it feels great. I'm still here... for now... Posts: 26,387	Things that look like big wangs in games. Mar 7, 2007 22:38:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Mar 7, 2007 22:38:40 GMT -5 damasta said: The Gantrithor... travels the galaxy in search of a vagina big enough to fit into... Obviously to no avail... That's one big Package, the Norad 2 is a wide one itself though.
	"Never satisfied, never full, they eat and destroy with grubby hands until nothing is left but piss, but now the judgement of all humans has begun."

Dja Majista A-Tier Wunderbar Posts: 2,250	Things that look like big wangs in games. Mar 9, 2007 14:43:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dja Majista on Mar 9, 2007 14:43:21 GMT -5 indeed...

Psyquis52 A-Tier What? Wait....what? Posts: 1,603	Things that look like big wangs in games. Mar 17, 2007 4:06:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Psyquis52 on Mar 17, 2007 4:06:33 GMT -5 This is both the most mature and the most fascinating thread I've ever seen.
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darthrevan Guest	Things that look like big wangs in games. Mar 25, 2007 21:04:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by darthrevan on Mar 25, 2007 21:04:36 GMT -5 This picture isn't from a game, but it sure does look like one so I had to share it.

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warmunger Guest	Things that look like big wangs in games. Apr 5, 2007 22:34:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by warmunger on Apr 5, 2007 22:34:21 GMT -5 Awe meatwads!

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darthrevan Guest	Things that look like big wangs in games. Jun 1, 2007 11:55:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by darthrevan on Jun 1, 2007 11:55:45 GMT -5 This is not in a game, but it is a controller...

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Dja Majista A-Tier Wunderbar Posts: 2,250	Things that look like big wangs in games. Jun 2, 2007 10:49:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dja Majista on Jun 2, 2007 10:49:38 GMT -5 ...
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darthrevan Guest	Things that look like big wangs in games. Dec 22, 2007 19:52:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by darthrevan on Dec 22, 2007 19:52:33 GMT -5 Yet something else not from a game, but it is just so obvious. img137.imageshack.us/my.php?image=3ddaigurrenhoverbyultimai1.swf&width=800

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Dja Majista A-Tier Wunderbar Posts: 2,250	Things that look like big wangs in games. Apr 9, 2008 9:38:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dja Majista on Apr 9, 2008 9:38:39 GMT -5 Couldn't really pass this one up.

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Things that look like big wangs in games. Apr 9, 2008 12:48:28 GMT -5

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Ok is you're only complaint that it's too "flat?" Because in that case I think it's a pretty good pic considering none of these exactly resemble a real wang. This one is huge, it's angled just right, and it's got a head and a shaft. Anyway, it's a great sword; probably as thick as you're gonna get with swords.

so p-choooo...

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Things that look like big wangs in games. Apr 9, 2008 14:54:12 GMT -5

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damasta said:

Ok is you're only complaint that it's too "flat?" Because in that case I think it's a pretty good pic considering none of these exactly resemble a real wang. This one is huge, it's angled just right, and it's got a head and a shaft. Anyway, it's a great sword; probably as thick as you're gonna get with swords.

so p-choooo...

Eyedol's looks very much like a wang that's for sure. The siege tank looks like a big erection. Some reason the sword doesn't scream penis, it is just held funny. Though that is just me...

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Sinistrous C-Tier Get Off My Train! Posts: 340	Things that look like big wangs in games. Apr 9, 2008 17:28:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sinistrous on Apr 9, 2008 17:28:41 GMT -5 Not many swords do scream "penis", especially out loud. That'd be kind of weird. Some are kinda phallic, I guess, but that's just the nature of manly things. Look at cigars, for instance.

Dja Majista A-Tier Wunderbar Posts: 2,250	Things that look like big wangs in games. Apr 9, 2008 18:29:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dja Majista on Apr 9, 2008 18:29:41 GMT -5 This is true. Of the few swords that have the ability to talk (like in bg), very few would be expected to scream "penis."

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Things that look like big wangs in games. Apr 9, 2008 21:42:49 GMT -5

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Okay. I went and bought R-type Final because I've been a fairly large R-type fan since R-type Delta for the PSOne.

I swear I've never felt so dirty playing a game before. It's disgusting.
I'm afraid I'm having trouble finding a video that will do it justice at the moment but I'll keep looking

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Things that look like big wangs in games. Apr 9, 2008 22:32:04 GMT -5

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psyquis52 said:

Okay. I went and bought R-type Final because I've been a fairly large R-type fan since R-type Delta for the PSOne.

I swear I've never felt so dirty playing a game before. It's disgusting.
I'm afraid I'm having trouble finding a video that will do it justice at the moment but I'll keep looking

I know what game you're talking about, it's too obvious to put here lol.

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Psyquis52 A-Tier What? Wait....what? Posts: 1,603	Things that look like big wangs in games. Apr 11, 2008 3:24:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Psyquis52 on Apr 11, 2008 3:24:22 GMT -5 There's even that one level where the penis is attacking you while you're hiding in a vagina.
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