Duke Nukem vs. Master Chief

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

You all know this one very well from KMC with all the fanboys, so fanboys aside... who wins?

[Psyquis52]

Duke!

He's got wicked guns and lots of them. He'll unleash hell on MC!

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

All it really takes is a freezegun though.

[EsteemedLeader©]

I have to side with the Duke on this one.

[newjak]

The shrink Gun Bab plus Duke has a jetpack that wis it for him right there.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

According to fanboys MC will run and punch him so fast he literally won't know what happened.

[newjak]

admin said:

According to fanboys MC will run and punch him so fast he literally won't know what happened.

well if MC was in Juggernaut Multiplayer mode then yes he could but yeah although MC could also drive a tank up Duke's behind if you want to folow that logic.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

newjak said:

admin said:

According to fanboys MC will run and punch him so fast he literally won't know what happened.

well if MC was in Juggernaut Multiplayer mode then yes he could but yeah although MC could also drive a tank up Duke's behind if you want to folow that logic.

True and Duke has access to Ailen battlecruisers. Hell he already has a nuke scaled weapon in the charged plasma cannon.

[newjak]

admin said:

newjak said:

well if MC was in Juggernaut Multiplayer mode then yes he could but yeah although MC could also drive a tank up Duke's behind if you want to folow that logic.

True and Duke has access to Ailen battlecruisers. Hell he already has a nuke scaled weapon in the charged plasma cannon.

That is true.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

It's what I aim for...

[ice]

Shrinkgun + army boot = dead MC

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

ice said:

Shrinkgun + army boot = dead MC

They get pwned by Jeeps so I don't see why getting Shrunk to 1/100th or less of their body size and mass would be any less effective. MC fanboys say other wise though.

[JACK-2]

Duke, his weapons are much more versatile.

-The Azure Dragon of Gales

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

thebluedragongales said:

Duke, his weapons are much more versatile.

-The Azure Dragon of Gales

And better.

[Darkstorm Zero]

There's simply too many ways for Duke to pull a majority here, his weapons are awsome, he's every bit as durable, has access to speeds and strengths that MC would wet his pants over... the only thing that MC's got is vehicles, and none of them pack a weapon that matches a Devastator, let alone a fully charged Plasma Cannon.

Duke Wins.

[JACK-2]

darkstorm said:

There's simply too many ways for Duke to pull a majority here, his weapons are awsome, he's every bit as durable, has access to speeds and strengths that MC would wet his pants over... the only thing that MC's got is vehicles, and none of them pack a weapon that matches a Devastator, let alone a fully charged Plasma Cannon.

Duke Wins.

Halo books make spartans seem like gods

-The Azure Dragon of Gales

[Darkstorm Zero]

They do posess physical capabilities that seem out of reach for normal men, but Duke is no ordinary ma, he actually gibbs what he hits and runs at afterimage causing speeds when empowered by Steroids/Vitamin X

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

thebluedragongales said:

darkstorm said:

There's simply too many ways for Duke to pull a majority here, his weapons are awsome, he's every bit as durable, has access to speeds and strengths that MC would wet his pants over... the only thing that MC's got is vehicles, and none of them pack a weapon that matches a Devastator, let alone a fully charged Plasma Cannon.

Duke Wins.

Halo books make spartans seem like gods

-The Azure Dragon of Gales

And so do their fanboys.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

darkstorm said:

They do posess physical capabilities that seem out of reach for normal men, but Duke is no ordinary ma, he actually gibbs what he hits and runs at afterimage causing speeds when empowered by Steroids/Vitamin X

And he can rip your head off and crap down your neck.

[Darkstorm Zero]

Thats just.... Disturbing..... but I suppose, when you godda go, might as well use the bleeding stump of some huge frogs former head as a toilet.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

darkstorm said:

Thats just.... Disturbing..... but I suppose, when you godda go, might as well use the bleeding stump of some huge frogs former head as a toilet.

Especially since the rocket launchers on it help prop it up.

[jackred]

Duke rules but Master Chief is cool.

[Darkstorm Zero]

admin said:

Especially since the rocket launchers on it help prop it up.

And a newspaper to read while whistling to a cool tune...

Just hope that he doesn't get any splashbacks.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

jackred said:

Duke rules but Master Chief is cool.

I don't hate MC, just how his fanboys overrate him sometimes. Or all the time.

[Darkstorm Zero]

That entire thing about him running at a 70mph speeds with a broken leg and 66 tonne lifting strength is ludicrous.

Firstly, MC never actually "LIFTS" the scorpion, he simply flips it over, and that means that some part of the tank is in contact with the ground at all times.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

Which reduces the prowress of said feat, what did you in Dark C end up concluding to?

[Darkstorm Zero]

That MC lifts 66 tonnes because he still has to push that much weight, disreguarding energy dispersal and distribution of weight.

We never actually came to a conclusion, but then again DarkC never said that MC would win based on those virtues either. infact he said that Duke would win via technological superiority.

[JACK-2]

That's almost as bad as my discussions on KMC about DOA.

-The Azure Dragon of Gales

[Darkstorm Zero]

Lol... yeah, I know all about the DOA incidents.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

darkstorm said:

That MC lifts 66 tonnes because he still has to push that much weight, disreguarding energy dispersal and distribution of weight.

We never actually came to a conclusion, but then again DarkC never said that MC would win based on those virtues either. infact he said that Duke would win via technological superiority.

Well at least he was logical on that account.