Darwin Awards

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

This is where we discuss this totally awesome book! (Basically where me and David will discuss this.)

What are your favorite stories.

[darthrevan]

I don't think this is the best one. Well, there two people who went inside a giant 8' advertising balloon. There last words were high pitch giggling. Later they were found dead protruding out of the balloon.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

darthrevan said:

I don't think this is the best one. Well, there two people who went inside a giant 8' advertising balloon. There last words were high pitch giggling. Later they were found dead protruding out of the balloon.

Then there's the classic, man checking the barrell of his gun with his lighter.

[Dja Majista]

lol some idiot terrorist took control of a plane. Well he got his money and he was going to jump out while the plane was in flight using a homemade parachute. The wind was really bad so he had a hard time jumping out. So, one of the flight attendants gave him a push. Well, before he completely fell out, he had his grenade out and the pin pulled. He threw the pin into the cabin on accident, and fell towards the earth carrying the "business end of a grenade" in his hand! lol classic.

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damasta said:

lol some idiot terrorist took control of a plane. Well he got his money and he was going to jump out while the plane was in flight using a homemade parachute. The wind was really bad so he had a hard time jumping out. So, one of the flight attendants gave him a push. Well, before he completely fell out, he had his grenade out and the pin pulled. He threw the pin into the cabin on accident, and fell towards the earth carrying the "business end of a grenade" in his hand! lol classic.

Which end is that?

[Dja Majista]

the entreprenuerial end of course.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

the entreprenuerial end of course.

Is that the good or bad end? Cuz it sounds good...

[Dja Majista]

...not for the guy holding it... otherwise there's plenty of benefits!

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damasta said:

...not for the guy holding it... otherwise there's plenty of benefits!

Well in his case it was a good thing right?

[Dja Majista]

of course.
for one thing, what better way to contribute to the soil is there than exploding in midair, and spreading all across the ground?
plus you don't need to do a burial.
and most importantly, taxpayers don't need to worry about supporting his life in prison!

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damasta said:

of course.
for one thing, what better way to contribute to the soil is there than exploding in midair, and spreading all across the ground?
plus you don't need to do a burial.
and most importantly, taxpayers don't need to worry about supporting his life in prison!

Yea, we taxpayers do pay for them to have free food don't we?

[Dja Majista]

Yea, we taxpayers do pay for them to have free food don't we?

yeah that free food can only come from one source...

oh yeah, similarly, some gangsters were in a car shooting at the police. and one of them had a bright idea to use a grenade... well you know the rest. anyway it said that the people at the scene were just laughing and so was the news anchorman...
I think it was a personal account though.

remind me to show you the metallica concert one though. It's an urban legend, but it's funny as hell.

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damasta said:

Yea, we taxpayers do pay for them to have free food don't we?

yeah that free food can only come from one source...

oh yeah, similarly, some gangsters were in a car shooting at the police. and one of them had a bright idea to use a grenade... well you know the rest. anyway it said that the people at the scene were just laughing and so was the news anchorman...
I think it was a personal account though.

remind me to show you the metallica concert one though. It's an urban legend, but it's funny as hell.

They blew themselves up?

[Dja Majista]

yeah but just the guy holding it (all that matters is that he got removed from the gene pool anyway). all the other guys were just injured.

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damasta said:

yeah but just the guy holding it (all that matters is that he got removed from the gene pool anyway). all the other guys were just injured.

He sounds like a loyal friend indeed.

[Dja Majista]

almost as loyal as the guy who dropped a truck on top of his friend at the metallica concert
that was like the best ownage in the whole book.

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damasta said:

almost as loyal as the guy who dropped a truck on top of his friend at the metallica concert
that was like the best ownage in the whole book.

No the guy who drove into the wall with nitro is...

[Dja Majista]

the what!? I'd better find that one. but I still think its hard to contend with a dead 255 pound man with no pants on, a truck on top of him, and a stick up his ass.

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damasta said:

the what!? I'd better find that one. but I still think its hard to contend with a dead 255 pound man with no pants on, a truck on top of him, and a stick up his ass.

A guy exploding on a wall isn't...

[Dja Majista]

I still can't find it. give me some key words so I can look it up in the index, nitro isn't in there.

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damasta said:

I still can't find it. give me some key words so I can look it up in the index, nitro isn't in there.

Some guy gets some rocket or something and straps it to his vehicle and flies into a wall and splats. ;D

[Dja Majista]

holy crap. he got a nice thrill before he was insta-chunked. 300 mph!

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damasta said:

holy crap. he got a nice thrill before he was insta-chunked. 300 mph!

You found it? Good ol' instachunk! ;D