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Post by Bat Dude on Jul 24, 2008 21:38:37 GMT -5
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Jul 24, 2008 22:30:51 GMT -5
That'll work, though it would be cool to see samples of them written on here... your favorites perhaps? ;D |
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Post by Bat Dude on Jul 24, 2008 23:10:50 GMT -5
That'll work, though it would be cool to see samples of them written on here... your favorites perhaps? ;D Ok, here's one of my favorites... Poser Rock (a comedic hard rock song about cookie-cutter pop-emo and pop-punk bands ) (Verse 1) Rock bands shouldn't have "disco" in their name Romance with chemical substances is to blame I'll "make damn sure" I crush their albums with a truck They make me "Fall Out" of my chair, 'cause they all suck (Chorus) I'm gonna go to the store and tear all their posters down If I see another emo kid wearing a frown I'm gonna smash all the albums that they have in stock I'll do it, too! 'Cause I hate poser rock (Verse 2) They aim for cuteness but look like shit How can any of their songs turn into a hit? These boys like girls, or so they say With the way they look, I'm surprised they're not gay! (Chorus) I'm gonna go to the store and tear all their posters down If I see another emo kid wearing a frown I'm gonna smash all the albums that they have in stock I'll do it, too! 'Cause I hate poser rock (Guitar Solo) (Verse 3) When you say hello, I say goodbye Your shitty ass music makes everyone cry You may be popular and get lots of exposure But that don't make a difference, 'cause to me, you're still a poser (Chorus) I'm gonna go to the store and tear all their posters down If I see another emo kid wearing a frown I'm gonna smash all the albums that they have in stock I'll do it, too! 'Cause I hate poser rock btw, it should be noted that I take heavy influence from bands like Motley Crue, Ratt, Poison, Skid Row, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Van Halen... |
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Aug 4, 2008 22:52:59 GMT -5
Cool, you have any more?
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Post by Bat Dude on Aug 5, 2008 20:04:45 GMT -5
Yup!
Here's another favorite of mine (also pretty comedic)
Teenage Hormones
(Verse 1)
I can look but I can never touch
And you know that it hurts me so much
I've got a feeling, of lust for you
I'd love to see exactly what you can do
(Verse 2)
Hot as hell, cold as ice
To get with you I wouldn't have to think twice
You've got a stare that can penetrate hearts
I'd do the same to you with very different body parts
(Pre-Chorus)
Your body's kickin' like a martial arts master
And if you take me I won't put up a fight
Let's do it before it becomes a disaster
I wanna take you home tonight
(Chorus)
Teenage Hormones
You make 'em run wild
Their takin' over and they don't like it mild
I want it hot, and I want it now
Walk in the room and I just have to say "Wow"
(Guitar Solo)
(Pre-Chorus)
Your body's kickin' like a martial arts master
And if you take me I won't put up a fight
Let's do it before it becomes a disaster
I wanna take you home tonight
(Chorus)
Teenage Hormones
You make 'em run wild
Their takin' over and they don't like it mild
I want it hot, and I want it now
Walk in the room and I just have to say "Wow"
Teenage Hormones
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Aug 6, 2008 0:05:48 GMT -5
Yup! Here's another favorite of mine (also pretty comedic) Teenage Hormones (Verse 1) I can look but I can never touch And you know that it hurts me so much I've got a feeling, of lust for you I'd love to see exactly what you can do (Verse 2) Hot as hell, cold as ice To get with you I wouldn't have to think twice You've got a stare that can penetrate hearts I'd do the same to you with very different body parts (Pre-Chorus) Your body's kickin' like a martial arts master And if you take me I won't put up a fight Let's do it before it becomes a disaster I wanna take you home tonight (Chorus) Teenage Hormones You make 'em run wild Their takin' over and they don't like it mild I want it hot, and I want it now Walk in the room and I just have to say "Wow" (Guitar Solo) (Pre-Chorus) Your body's kickin' like a martial arts master And if you take me I won't put up a fight Let's do it before it becomes a disaster I wanna take you home tonight (Chorus) Teenage Hormones You make 'em run wild Their takin' over and they don't like it mild I want it hot, and I want it now Walk in the room and I just have to say "Wow" Teenage Hormones Keep em' comin'!!! |
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Post by Bat Dude on Aug 7, 2008 22:38:07 GMT -5
This one isn't comedic in the slightest...
Not the One (You're Looking For)
(Verse 1)
I never found words to say just how I feel
The only words I used were the ones that I could steal
So don't look at me anymore
I'm not the one you're looking for
(Verse 2)
Now and then I found myself in a trance
Thinking about the good times, and our romance
But reality set in, and showed its ugly head
And now I think about my loneliness instead
So don't look at me anymore
I'm not the one you're looking for
(Verse 3)
I cared so much about what you thought
And tried to give you all you sought
Held you tight when things were rough
But in my mind, it would never be enough
So don't look at me anymore
I'm not the one you're looking for
(Guitar Solo)
(Verse 4)
We've shared the months together, but it was all in vain
For me to think I could be with you, I must have been insane
And now those times are over, they're never coming back
You'll never be reminded of all the things I lack
So please, don't look at me anymore
I'm not the one you're looking for
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Aug 8, 2008 9:30:30 GMT -5
This one isn't comedic in the slightest... Not the One (You're Looking For) (Verse 1) I never found words to say just how I feel The only words I used were the ones that I could steal So don't look at me anymore I'm not the one you're looking for (Verse 2) Now and then I found myself in a trance Thinking about the good times, and our romance But reality set in, and showed its ugly head And now I think about my loneliness instead So don't look at me anymore I'm not the one you're looking for (Verse 3) I cared so much about what you thought And tried to give you all you sought Held you tight when things were rough But in my mind, it would never be enough So don't look at me anymore I'm not the one you're looking for (Guitar Solo) (Verse 4) We've shared the months together, but it was all in vain For me to think I could be with you, I must have been insane And now those times are over, they're never coming back You'll never be reminded of all the things I lack So please, don't look at me anymore I'm not the one you're looking for Based on experience? |
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Post by Bat Dude on Aug 9, 2008 14:48:52 GMT -5
This one isn't comedic in the slightest... Not the One (You're Looking For) (Verse 1) I never found words to say just how I feel The only words I used were the ones that I could steal So don't look at me anymore I'm not the one you're looking for (Verse 2) Now and then I found myself in a trance Thinking about the good times, and our romance But reality set in, and showed its ugly head And now I think about my loneliness instead So don't look at me anymore I'm not the one you're looking for (Verse 3) I cared so much about what you thought And tried to give you all you sought Held you tight when things were rough But in my mind, it would never be enough So don't look at me anymore I'm not the one you're looking for (Guitar Solo) (Verse 4) We've shared the months together, but it was all in vain For me to think I could be with you, I must have been insane And now those times are over, they're never coming back You'll never be reminded of all the things I lack So please, don't look at me anymore I'm not the one you're looking for Based on experience? A little bit of it is, but not all of it... Here's another one: Perfect Girl (Verse 1) I try to be cool whenever she's around But when she walks by I get thrown to the ground Every other guy tries to bring her their way It seems I can't get the time of day (Pre-Chorus) If I can get my foot in the door I can promise she'll be begging for more (Chorus) She's the perfect girl, she's the cream of the crop She makes my heart race and it just won't stop The competitions fierce, but I have to try I can show her who I am, that I'm past being shy (Verse 2) I try to speak but get shoved to the side It seems I'm just here for the ride But I know that if I play my cards right She'll be with me at the end of the night (Pre-Chorus) If I can get my foot in the door I can promise she'll be begging for more (Chorus) She's the perfect girl, she's the cream of the crop She makes my heart race and it just won't stop The competitions fierce, but I have to try I can show her who I am, that I'm past being shy (Guitar Solo) (Verse 3) Time is short but I still have a shot It isn't much but it's all that I've got The shallow competition should learn this lesson The girl they're after is not a possession (Pre-Chorus) If I can get my foot in the door I can promise she'll be begging for more (Chorus) She's the perfect girl, she's the cream of the crop She makes my heart race and it just won't stop The competitions fierce, but I have to try I can show her who I am, that I'm past being shy (Chorus) She's the perfect girl, she's the cream of the crop She makes my heart race and it doesn't wanna stop The competitions fierce, but I'm gonna try I will show her who I am, that I'm past being shy |
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Aug 10, 2008 8:22:41 GMT -5
What about this one?
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Post by Bat Dude on Aug 10, 2008 12:33:14 GMT -5
Yeah, that one is based on a girl I know...
Ok, this one is very different from the previous ones... This one is influenced by John Lennon and Yoko Ono...
Grand Revolution
(Verse 1)
The dead multiply by ten
In this day and age
Put down your sword, pick up your pen
It could set the stage
For a grand revolution
Of peace and harmony
Where everyone is equal
And everyone is free
(Verse 2)
We can't let the government
Take away our voice
Our opinions matter
We still have a choice
To believe in what we want to
And speak of how we feel
No one can tell you different
Your rights are very real
(Chorus)
Work towards a revolution
Where the people can live without fear
Work towards the end of corruption
The end of its reign is near
(Verse 3)
The news is full of people
Every day and every night
Who say we shouldn't be angry
And we shouldn't put up a fight
But once the truth gets out
The public will finally see
How wrong these people are
And then they'll be set free
(Chorus)
Work towards a revolution
Where the people can live without fear
Work towards the end of corruption
The end of its reign is near
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Aug 10, 2008 20:06:20 GMT -5
I like it, it's good to have many themes.
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Post by Bat Dude on Aug 30, 2008 0:32:28 GMT -5
These aren't song lyrics, but they're pretty kool poems I came up with in school this week...
"Comatose"
Unable to move, the light is no more
Can't feel my body, what more is in store?
For me as I lie here, detached from the rest
My heart barely beating from inside my chest
Gravity seems doubled, I'm kept in my place
And bandages cover my emotionless face
I don't know if it's forever, or a temporary curse
But at least I'm still breathing, it could have been worse
"Ignorance"
Dumb in body, dumb in mind
Dumb in evil, dumb in kind
Break the chains of ignorance that bind
Maybe then you won't be so blind
"Evil"
Evil young, evil old
Evil does just as it's told
"History"
Look back on what has come before
Even if you find it a chore
Learn from the mistakes of the old ways
And lead our world into brighter days
"The Girl"
I hear your name, though it is not said
Think of you when I go to bed
I dream of a day when I'll cross that line
With shyness gone, I'll make you mine
But until that force is found in me
All I can do is think of thee
I promise I'll find the words to say
So you don't drift farther away
Because when you're laughing and having fun
Your beauty shines just like the sun
"Wanderer" (this one is pretty damn awesome)
Now here's a story I know will not bore
About a wanderer, who walked into my store
He looked around, his face could depress
Until it lit up when he picked out a dress
"It's for my wife", he said with a grin
So I rang up the dress, a dab of blood on his chin
"Why so dressed up?" I asked him at once
"We're going somewhere important", he said without fuss
On his suit was a name tag, "Josh Daniels" it said
In the paper that morning, I read he was dead
He and his wife had died in a car crash
While driving downtown for a big birthday bash
When I looked behind me, to pick up the paper
Mr. Daniels was gone, he left with the reaper
Of course, feedback is the name of the game...
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Sept 2, 2008 15:23:35 GMT -5
More please!
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Post by Bat Dude on Oct 24, 2008 21:15:39 GMT -5
I posted a new one over at KMC...
I'm too lazy to copy n' paste it, so just thought I'd give you the heads up...
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Oct 29, 2008 16:36:53 GMT -5
Lol you bum, I'll see if I can find it.
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