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Post by Sinistrous on Sept 14, 2008 18:00:21 GMT -5
HI GUYS Have you guys bought into the hype machine that is SPORE yet? It's the latest craze I say -- and ya know what? If we don't stop this vile plague brought on by Wright's latest AIDS machine soon, the kids will be droppin' out of school by the thousands to do coke lines off of this game's ass before we know it! That would be pretty weird now that I think about it! The vile menace SPORE is a VIDEO GAME that lets you throw some DNA together to make PENIS MONSTERS that "do" "things". There's not really much more to it, though the game would like you to believe that's not the case (it lies). The ESRB really dropped the ball here; all the more reason to get rid of them as they suck. And do you know what's worse? It teaches kids about evolution: antispore.com/2008/09/10/proof-ea-is-converting-children-to-beleive-in-evolution/Just watch all that evolution there. Truly this is the decline of western civilization. Obviously, if you've read this and are capable of rational thought, you now hate this game and hope it DIES. "So what can I do to help," you might ask. DON'T BUY SPORE! Pirate it, if you ABSOLUTELY must. Not only is it crap, but it has really nasty DRM on it that will limit your number of installs to 3 (after which, you'll be at the mercy of EA representatives in dark sunglasses who will demand your social security number and shoot your dog) among other very nasty things. If you pirate it, you won't have this problem, though I won't make any guarantees about the dog! Really, you're better off forgetting that this abomination even exists! |
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Sept 14, 2008 20:15:31 GMT -5
I looked at it briefly and I didn't see quite what was mentioned, but at the same time I don't know how anyone could play that game.  |
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Post by Dja Majista on Sept 14, 2008 20:57:12 GMT -5
HI GUYS Have you guys bought into the hype machine that is SPORE yet? It's the latest craze I say -- and ya know what? If we don't stop this vile plague brought on by Wright's latest AIDS machine soon, the kids will be droppin' out of school by the thousands to do coke lines off of this game's ass before we know it! That would be pretty weird now that I think about it! The vile menace SPORE is a VIDEO GAME that lets you throw some DNA together to make PENIS MONSTERS that "do" "things". There's not really much more to it, though the game would like you to believe that's not the case (it lies). The ESRB really dropped the ball here; all the more reason to get rid of them as they suck. And do you know what's worse? It teaches kids about evolution: antispore.com/2008/09/10/proof-ea-is-converting-children-to-beleive-in-evolution/Just watch all that evolution there. Truly this is the decline of western civilization. Obviously, if you've read this and are capable of rational thought, you now hate this game and hope it DIES. "So what can I do to help," you might ask. DON'T BUY SPORE! Pirate it, if you ABSOLUTELY must. Not only is it crap, but it has really nasty DRM on it that will limit your number of installs to 3 (after which, you'll be at the mercy of EA representatives in dark sunglasses who will demand your social security number and shoot your dog) among other very nasty things. If you pirate it, you won't have this problem, though I won't make any guarantees about the dog! Really, you're better off forgetting that this abomination even exists!  Uh oh, I just told little Zach that I was looking into this game, and he said he was looking into it too... as in excited about it. Will I need to teach him how to behave maturely when discussing funny sounding reproductive organs such as penis? |
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Post by Yoshi on Sept 15, 2008 9:29:45 GMT -5
I wouldn't get that game unless some bought it for me.
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Post by Squid Lord on Sept 16, 2008 12:37:06 GMT -5
I own it, and so do 2 of my other room mates, it's fucking orsm. As for evolution....ya, you best be joking.
I've found A planet of dicks, and I've found my friends creatures and my girlfriends creatures just cause we have the free online accounts. What is so wrong with the game guys? It's fun....just like the Wii
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Post by Dja Majista on Sept 16, 2008 13:14:35 GMT -5
You guys seriously need to take the time to look at the website sinistrious posted. It is so full of epic win, it's not even funny. Here it is again: antispore.com/author/admin/ |
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Post by Squid Lord on Sept 16, 2008 14:24:15 GMT -5
You guys seriously need to take the time to look at the website sinistrious posted. It is so full of epic win, it's not even funny. Here it is again: antispore.com/author/admin/You best be joking. There's nothing true here at all. Just some poor over religious man trying to ruin some peoples fun because he doesn't believe in evolution. Seriously, it's a fucking game. NOT a religion, or a belief, a fucking theory. Lest I pull words from the cesspool of the internet, christfags don't need to bitch over a game just because it doesn't support their beliefs. |
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Post by Dja Majista on Sept 16, 2008 15:00:14 GMT -5
You guys seriously need to take the time to look at the website sinistrious posted. It is so full of epic win, it's not even funny. Here it is again: antispore.com/author/admin/You best be joking. There's nothing true here at all. Just some poor over religious man trying to ruin some peoples fun because he doesn't believe in evolution. Seriously, it's a fucking game. NOT a religion, or a belief, a fucking theory. Lest I pull words from the cesspool of the internet, christfags don't need to bitch over a game just because it doesn't support their beliefs. ...you're missing the point, look closer... But the Bible teaches us that God was not done with man. For we were His creation and He then spoke to Noah in Genesis 8:21-27 after the flood.
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
It’s these teachings that I’ve spent my life learning, believing and becoming, that have made me the woman that I am today.Suckers were rick roll'd by the thousands. THAT is epic win. |
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Post by Squid Lord on Sept 16, 2008 15:26:59 GMT -5
where the hell is this on the site? when i see this, epic win will truly be declared [not saying i am the declarer, you're just the only person to see it]
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Post by Dja Majista on Sept 16, 2008 17:44:38 GMT -5
well there is an about page and then there is a "real about page". Or you can just read his last blog. Also there is comment #1237 on his last blog. The best part is that people are still oblivious, and still cussing him out. I think epic win has actually already been declared several times.  |
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Post by Sinistrous on Sept 17, 2008 12:12:22 GMT -5
I own it, and so do 2 of my other room mates, it's fucking orsm. As for evolution....ya, you best be joking. I've found A planet of dicks, and I've found my friends creatures and my girlfriends creatures just cause we have the free online accounts. What is so wrong with the game guys? It's fun....just like the Wii You are already lost to us then! Begone before you spread your lies any further! |
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Sept 17, 2008 14:02:59 GMT -5
Lozzle, I don't think the game is bad because of any moral reasons per se, I just don't think it's a game for me.
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Post by Squid Lord on Sept 18, 2008 23:29:28 GMT -5
dear god, i was one of the many fleeced, lol.
did what everybody else did, and just read through at least half of his blogs and assumed what this last one would be
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Post by Dja Majista on Sept 19, 2008 13:00:11 GMT -5
lol and the great rick roll claims another! You get to keep more of your pride than others though. Some people actually saw the rick roll reference, commented on it, saying they don't think that's in the bible, and proceeded to attack him, still not realizing it was a hoax.  |
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Post by Squid Lord on Sept 20, 2008 23:31:14 GMT -5
LMAO!!!!! OMG, epic fail and win at the same time, come on |
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Post by Sinistrous on Sept 23, 2008 19:06:54 GMT -5
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Sept 24, 2008 20:22:39 GMT -5
dear god, i was one of the many fleeced, lol. did what everybody else did, and just read through at least half of his blogs and assumed what this last one would be That's how internet humor works.  |
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Post by Squid Lord on Sept 27, 2008 0:48:47 GMT -5
lol, 1 internet to you sir |
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Post by The Big Daddy C-Master on Oct 1, 2008 3:05:10 GMT -5
I like that saying. |
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Post by warmunger on Oct 4, 2008 15:11:23 GMT -5
So hold on just a minute, spore is not good? The review really suprised me.
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Post by Sinistrous on Oct 8, 2008 13:09:06 GMT -5
It's worse than not good! It's like the black plague all over again! Death to Will Wright!
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