Penis vs. Vagina

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

Who wins in this neverending battle?

[Dja Majista]

aahhh. do they have to fight?

Well anyway, quite obviously, the penis is always the aggressor, so it has some advantages (element of surprise and choice of circumstances). We also know that the penis possesses a large amount of strength exhibited in the erection process.

The vagina on the other hand is a completely reactionary force. The only external resistence the vagina has comes from the body as a whole. Ironically, though, bodily resistance from the female subject only stimulates the male sex drive. Consequently, these factors cancel and leaves the penis in the lead. Upon insertion however, the sperm are exposed to an extremely hostile environment is the female sex organs. The sperm are forced to cooperate buy clumping up and enduring these extreme conditions.

Just setting the stage... What are the terms of victory and defeat?

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

aahhh. do they have to fight?

Well anyway, quite obviously, the penis is always the aggressor, so it has some advantages (element of surprise and choice of circumstances). We also know that the penis possesses a large amount of strength exhibited in the erection process.

The vagina on the other hand is a completely reactionary force. The only external resistence the vagina has comes from the body as a whole. Ironically, though, bodily resistance from the female subject only stimulates the male sex drive. Consequently, these factors cancel and leaves the penis in the lead. Upon insertion however, the sperm are exposed to an extremely hostile environment is the female sex organs. The sperm are forced to cooperate buy clumping up and enduring these extreme conditions.

Just setting the stage... What are the terms of victory and defeat?

I guess overall. The Penis ain't lookin' so good as it is going to get tired first and come first no matter what.

Unless it's a really big one, then things are totally different.

[Dja Majista]

But what are the terms of victory? insertion, fertilization...

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

But what are the terms of victory? insertion, fertilization...

Treat it like a fight, whoever is "beat up" first. Fertilization matters not.

[Dja Majista]

dang...

well let's see the vagina has no limbs, as part of its structure and cannot physically strike the penis. Because of this, the vagina's objective is to simply endure the penis's attacks. Therefore the objective of the penis is to KO the vagina by force. However, the force which the penis can dispense is limitted by sex drive...

The penis's source of strength --and weak point-- is without a doubt the testicles. Though a firm blow to this section would undoubtedly cripple and incapacitate the penis, the vagina, as stated above has no attack mechanism.

So the ultimate question is... will the vagina endure the penis's offensive until the penis's sex drive is reduced to nothing?

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

dang...

well let's see the vagina has no limbs, as part of its structure and cannot physically strike the penis. Because of this, the vagina's objective is to simply endure the penis's attacks. Therefore the objective of the penis is to KO the vagina by force. However, the force which the penis can dispense is limitted by sex drive...

The penis's source of strength --and weak point-- is without a doubt the testicles. Though a firm blow to this section would undoubtedly cripple and incapacitate the penis, the vagina, as stated above has no attack mechanism.

So the ultimate question is... will the vagina endure the penis's offensive until the penis's sex drive is reduced to nothing?

The Vagina doesn't need limbs, a woman in her 30's can effectively screw 3 young men to sleep, unless they are sex gods. The Penis is limp after a short amount of time and useless, it's like being depowered back down to Zelda. A vagina can go and go and even bear a child. Only hope would be if he has tremendous length 8 or more inches or girth 7 or more inches to beat it into submission.

[Dja Majista]

good point, vaginas withstand childbirth... But the penis needs speed and momentum to get the job done. This is based on the sex drive. So the other question is how hot the female subject is.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

good point, vaginas withstand childbirth... But the penis needs speed and momentum to get the job done. This is based on the sex drive. So the other question is how hot the female subject is.

Why would body heat matter?

[Dja Majista]

(this threas is so awesome ;D)

err, nevermind. sex drive greatly depends on how attractive the female subject is. If she's big and ugly, the penis doesn't even have a will to fight.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

(this threas is so awesome ;D)

err, nevermind. sex drive greatly depends on how attractive the female subject is. If she's big and ugly, the penis doesn't even have a will to fight.

Oh, that doesn't matter here. What if the guy was blind?

[Dja Majista]

ah. in that case his sex drive depends on touch.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

Go on...

[MadMel]

WTF!!!!!

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

That isn't an answer... sorry.

[Psyquis52]

Ummmmm....


Let me ask my wife. #n00b9jl#

[Dja Majista]

admin said:

Go on...

The sex drive is now stimulated by the female's tangible feminine aspects. Some examples are good shape (not fat), softness of skin, curvature, etc. Though visual and tanglible aspects of the female subject's body stack, tangible composes the majority. When blind, the visual appeal may be gone, but the sex drive continues to remain quite potent.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

The penis itself doesn't have a sex drive, and if you want to count that, the penis is stimulated faster, thus goes limp faster.

[Dja Majista]

I know it doesn't, just saying it for the purpose of fluency. And that only hurts the penis's fighting ability. However as you said, perhaps if the penis is of great girth it might have enough momentum to KO the vagina in one hit from the erection alone.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

I don't think either would be "ko'ed" but worn out from battle, a bigger tool would wear the other down faster more or less.

[Dja Majista]

How else would you describe one swift strike from a size XL penis to the vagina? I don't call that "wearing down". I call it KO'd.

So anyway, what exactly are the circumastances? penis size, sexual attractiveness of female subject, testosterone level in the male subject, etc.

[darthrevan]

Or the most important question. What am going to to do with this friggin duck. It won't stop eating my cheetos.

[EsteemedLeader©]

The penis wins in a straight-up fight. You see, the penis is like the man: Fast, effective, and has it's sight on completing the objective. The penis philosophy is 'get in, get out, done, sleep'.

But a vagina is like a woman, always dragging things out longer than necessary and never facing a problem head-on. The vagina would rather talk down the penis with cutting words and manipulation over a long period of time.

So in a straight-up fight, the penis would conquer the vagina. But if it was allowed to become a drawn-out war, the vagina could dominate.

That's why I say 'love em and leave em'.

[bigbran]

esteemedleader said:

The penis wins in a straight-up fight. You see, the penis is like the man: Fast, effective, and has it's sight on completing the objective. The penis philosophy is 'get in, get out, done, sleep'.

But a vagina is like a woman, always dragging things out longer than necessary and never facing a problem head-on. The vagina would rather talk down the penis with cutting words and manipulation over a long period of time.

So in a straight-up fight, the penis would conquer the vagina. But if it was allowed to become a drawn-out war, the vagina could dominate.

That's why I say 'love em and leave em'.

Fanboy.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

How else would you describe one swift strike from a size XL penis to the vagina? I don't call that "wearing down". I call it KO'd.

So anyway, what exactly are the circumastances? penis size, sexual attractiveness of female subject, testosterone level in the male subject, etc.

Ko a vagina? Did we forget about childbirth. She'd be sore but not out... a few encounters would stretch her out for the next fight.

darthrevan said:

Or the most important question. What am going to to do with this friggin duck. It won't stop eating my cheetos.

Piss on it.

esteemedleader said:

The penis wins in a straight-up fight. You see, the penis is like the man: Fast, effective, and has it's sight on completing the objective. The penis philosophy is 'get in, get out, done, sleep'.

But a vagina is like a woman, always dragging things out longer than necessary and never facing a problem head-on. The vagina would rather talk down the penis with cutting words and manipulation over a long period of time.

So in a straight-up fight, the penis would conquer the vagina. But if it was allowed to become a drawn-out war, the vagina could dominate.

That's why I say 'love em and leave em'.

Which is why women seem to win the war, the penis has to change itself to get with the vagina, while the vagina just waits around.

bigbran said:

esteemedleader said:

The penis wins in a straight-up fight. You see, the penis is like the man: Fast, effective, and has it's sight on completing the objective. The penis philosophy is 'get in, get out, done, sleep'.

But a vagina is like a woman, always dragging things out longer than necessary and never facing a problem head-on. The vagina would rather talk down the penis with cutting words and manipulation over a long period of time.

So in a straight-up fight, the penis would conquer the vagina. But if it was allowed to become a drawn-out war, the vagina could dominate.

That's why I say 'love em and leave em'.

Fanboy.

You're telling me.

[Dja Majista]

Ko a vagina? Did we forget about childbirth. She'd be sore but not out... a few encounters would stretch her out for the next fight.

Ok scratch that. KO implies a loss of consiousness which is not present in either. So after what amount of damage determines when either loses. Also, is it unfair that the vagina has a constant defense and the penis virtually only has one attack? Maybe the man should have a testosterone imbalance, and the sex drive doesn't stop...

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

Ko a vagina? Did we forget about childbirth. She'd be sore but not out... a few encounters would stretch her out for the next fight.

Ok scratch that. KO implies a loss of consiousness which is not present in either. So after what amount of damage determines when either loses. Also, is it unfair that the vagina has a constant defense and the penis virtually only has one attack? Maybe the man should have a testosterone imbalance, and the sex drive doesn't stop...

I'm glad you agree that the penis loses. ;D

[Dja Majista]

no. I'm saying neither loses because under normal circumstances neither get's "beat up."

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

no. I'm saying neither loses because under normal circumstances neither get's "beat up."

People would argue the vagina getting beat up- the bottom line is the Penis can't keep going like the vagina can.

[Dja Majista]

yeah but it can always come back for more. The vagina's the one taking hits.
The penis never gets beat up