Penis vs. Vagina

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

yeah but it can always come back for more. The vagina's the one taking hits.
The penis never gets beat up

And the penis is eventually useless regardless if it comes back for more... sounds like a loss to me...

In each match it is the one that is shrunken and down... It's like trying to beat up a wall, you'll always lose.

[Dja Majista]

You said that the one who get's beat up loses. I'm just saying neither will get beat up. therefore, under those terms of defeat, there can be no victor. But if you're saying that incapacitation means defeat, the vagina obviously wins. But by no means is the penis ever "beat up" because it comes out satisfied each time.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

You said that the one who get's beat up loses. I'm just saying neither will get beat up. therefore, under those terms of defeat, there can be no victor. But if you're saying that incapacitation means defeat, the vagina obviously wins. But by no means is the penis ever "beat up" because it comes out satisfied each time.

Beat up, worn out... I need to see what my conditions were because I don't remember wording it like that. The vagina pulls and tugs on the penis, so it isn't entirely defensive.

The penis is basically making failed assuaults on another base. Any time I defend my home from an invasion I count it as a victory regardless if they keep coming back, that means nothing...

[jgiant]

Well if it was my penis vs. a vagina than it would be a quick fight...resulting in my penis being defeated, but leaving me in a calm and relaxed mood...so who is the real winner here...as for any other penis i cannot say, overall i believe that the vagina wins because the vagina has an unlimited source of endurance while we cannot say the same for most penis's, unless the use of performance enhancing drugs, or supernatural forces are involved, vagina wins...

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

jgiant said:

Well if it was my penis vs. a vagina than it would be a quick fight...resulting in my penis being defeated, but leaving me in a calm and relaxed mood...so who is the real winner here...as for any other penis i cannot say, overall i believe that the vagina wins because the vagina has an unlimited source of endurance while we cannot say the same for most penis's, unless the use of performance enhancing drugs, or supernatural forces are involved, vagina wins...

I agree 100%! Great logic...

[Dja Majista]

jgiant said:

Well if it was my penis vs. a vagina than it would be a quick fight...resulting in my penis being defeated, but leaving me in a calm and relaxed mood...so who is the real winner here...as for any other penis i cannot say, overall i believe that the vagina wins because the vagina has an unlimited source of endurance while we cannot say the same for most penis's, unless the use of performance enhancing drugs, or supernatural forces are involved, vagina wins...

Exactly my point. The penis is happy, so who cares? ;D

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

No, I think you're happy, the Penis itself goes into a dark wet place and does pushups until it throws up... doesn't sound fun to me....

[darthrevan]

It depends. If one was to have the helm of disinigration, that adds +5 endurance to their half-elf prince. Plus, it add a +10 to their strength. So, the opponent is basically done for.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

darthrevan said:

It depends. If one was to have the helm of disinigration, that adds +5 endurance to their half-elf prince. Plus, it add a +10 to their strength. So, the opponent is basically done for.

Haha the vagina already has a natural stamina bonus +99/1 each level... ain't lookin' too good for the wang...

[Sub_Mariner]

Penis takes this.

Penis survives without Vagina, it still has a-hole, eye sockets, nostrils and ears.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

thekid1 said:

Penis takes this.

Penis survives without Vagina, it still has a-hole, eye sockets, nostrils and ears.

The vagina has a big wet mouth and lips... ;D

[darthrevan]

There are weird ads on top of this page because of this thread. Things like tools for enlargments.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

darthrevan said:

There are weird ads on top of this page because of this thread. Things like tools for enlargments.

They were sent to aid you in the mighty battle young one...

[darthrevan]

admin said:

darthrevan said:

There are weird ads on top of this page because of this thread. Things like tools for enlargments.

They were sent to aid you in the mighty battle young one...

WHAT??? They have been stalking me. I know someone who can get rid of them...

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

Ad's are always related to the topic...

[darthrevan]

Thats what I noticed, but they are still weird ads.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

darthrevan said:

Thats what I noticed, but they are still weird ads.

Have you browsed them?

[Dja Majista]

admin said:

No, I think you're happy, the Penis itself goes into a dark wet place and does pushups until it throws up... doesn't sound fun to me....

I'm not saying the penis has emotions. Just that the penis has desires that are merely satisfied. And yes, I'm happy and that's what matters to my penis.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

admin said:

No, I think you're happy, the Penis itself goes into a dark wet place and does pushups until it throws up... doesn't sound fun to me....

I'm not saying the penis has emotions. Just that the penis has desires that are merely satisfied. And yes, I'm happy and that's what matters to my penis.

Can we remember for the sake of this debate that it isn't attached to you? That would be helpful....


How is doing pushups until you vomit enjoyable?

[Dja Majista]

Ok so nobody's happy. The penis doesn't experience emotion. without the rest of the body it's the equivalent of a rock. It just acts chemically. So it doesn't really get any pleasure or suffering out of anything.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

Ok so nobody's happy. The penis doesn't experience emotion. without the rest of the body it's the equivalent of a rock. It just acts chemically. So it doesn't really get any pleasure or suffering out of anything.

It's a fight!!!!

Jeez... would you be happy forcing yourself to do pushups into something until you threw up? With little avail?

[darthrevan]

admin said:

darthrevan said:

Thats what I noticed, but they are still weird ads.

Have you browsed them?

No

I was thinking that one item advertised will probably help the penis in the fight.

[Dja Majista]

admin said:

It's a fight!!!!

Jeez... would you be happy forcing yourself to do pushups into something until you threw up? With little avail?

pfft we have little need for your logic here. take that crap somewhere else.
My point is if you smashed a rock to pieces does it care? of course not.

No

I was thinking that one item advertised will probably help the penis in the fight.

Yes but you can facilitate the penis with bolstered girth all you want, vaginas can usually take it.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

pfft we have little need for your logic here. take that crap somewhere else.
My point is if you smashed a rock to pieces does it care? of course not.

It still has nerve endings but not the complex makeup of a person, just common sense.

It's a fight that ends like that, so it wouldn't end happy... why would you be happy? It's like throwing up in a garbage can.

Yes but you can facilitate the penis with bolstered girth all you want, vaginas can usually take it.

Lol, I must show you something when you get older...

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

I miss this thread.

[Dja Majista]

me too.

It still has nerve endings but not the complex makeup of a person, just common sense.

Well common sense is almost as useless as logic... but yeah therefore they don't experience pain or pleasure. It's the brain that does that.

It's a fight that ends like that, so it wouldn't end happy... why would you be happy? It's like throwing up in a garbage can.

so in the end they're both fighting for no reason, because, while they still may be flesh they are still effectively the equivalent to a rock.

Lol, I must show you something when you get older...

I'm older now. what is it?

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

so in the end they're both fighting for no reason, because, while they still may be flesh they are still effectively the equivalent to a rock

No they are sentient and what have it, they just aren't in it "for the sex", it's like having a talking sword... or something else, they are aware for the sake of the discussion, but would you enjoy doing pushups into something until you vomited?

I'm older now. what is it?

Correction: Older and less purified.

[Dja Majista]

admin said:

so in the end they're both fighting for no reason, because, while they still may be flesh they are still effectively the equivalent to a rock

No they are sentient and what have it, they just aren't in it "for the sex", it's like having a talking sword... or something else, they are aware for the sake of the discussion, but would you enjoy doing pushups into something until you vomited?

ok then the penis is sad. For the sake of the discussion, it is miserable.

I'm older now. what is it?

Correction: Older and less purified.

*sigh* Man, this world is so twisted... Why is it that good=bad and evil=good? Am I the only one who sees reverse transitive property involved?
anyway *ahem* No, Cordera, I promise I will not throw holy water on you as you insist I have done in the past. I will be "open minded" and I promise I will not classify these sexual immoralities as undesirable transgressions.

[jubilee]

omfg i tried to take this seriuos but seriuosly a vagina would win a prenis would get limb from attacking so much but while a vagina would get sore it would still be willing to battle.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

admin said:

No they are sentient and what have it, they just aren't in it "for the sex", it's like having a talking sword... or something else, they are aware for the sake of the discussion, but would you enjoy doing pushups into something until you vomited?

ok then the penis is sad. For the sake of the discussion, it is miserable.

Correction: Older and less purified.

*sigh* Man, this world is so twisted... Why is it that good=bad and evil=good? Am I the only one who sees reverse transitive property involved?
anyway *ahem* No, Cordera, I promise I will not throw holy water on you as you insist I have done in the past. I will be "open minded" and I promise I will not classify these sexual immoralities as undesirable transgressions.

Yea right...

jubilee said:

omfg i tried to take this seriuos but seriuosly a vagina would win a prenis would get limb from attacking so much but while a vagina would get sore it would still be willing to battle.

If you have a champ level penis it would win really easy.