Penis vs. Vagina

[Syrenna]

As long as there are no pictures to back up your arguments, boys

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

syrenna said:

As long as there are no pictures to back up your arguments, boys

Drat!

[Dja Majista]

If you have a champ level penis it would win really easy.

How big is "champ level"?

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

I already told you, go look back.

[Dja Majista]

oh, right, my size. lol ok let's continue... where were we?

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

*snickers*

[Dja Majista]

those are really good, but I prefer three musketeers

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

those are really good, but I prefer three musketeers

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Oh yes, right.

[Dja Majista]

lol 8 inches aint too far off actually.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

lol 8 inches aint too far off actually.

That's a big candy bar, or is that normal sized, I'll need to go check.

[Dja Majista]

lol grande. this is making me hungry.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

lol grande. this is making me hungry.

I post by twenty most recent, and seeing this post in this thread is... unsettling to say the least.

[Dja Majista]

It's because you take everything the wrong way. I was talking about chocolate just now.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

It's because you take everything the wrong way. I was talking about chocolate just now.

Read the last twenty posts when I did and you'll see how it looked like. You just set yourself up for it...

[Dja Majista]

ok so a vagina wins in a human battle. But what about between a sunken colony? their powers of fertiliazation are long range and can kill a marine in just two erections!

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

ok so a vagina wins in a human battle. But what about between a sunken colony? their powers of fertiliazation are long range and can kill a marine in just two erections!

Siege tanks have better erections!

[Dja Majista]

yeah but seige tanks don't get that fleshy sensation.
lol seige tanks can go into a priapism though. but they're slow. sunkens are much faster. and how can you beat a penis that digs through the ground? they don't even see it coming.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

yeah but seige tanks don't get that fleshy sensation.
lol seige tanks can go into a priapism though. but they're slow. sunkens are much faster. and how can you beat a penis that digs through the ground? they don't even see it coming.

Siege tanks are more versatile, do more damage, and can move. It's a tentacle anyways, it doesn't release any explosion. The zerg wish they had something that good.

[Dja Majista]

Siege tanks are more versatile, do more damage, and can move. It's a tentacle anyways, it doesn't release any explosion. The zerg wish they had something that good.

maybe in war, but why would the zerg want a penis that just kills the target without even touching them?
and siege tanks also run into the problem of placing the women in the right position. how are they gonna get her up on the turret? Sunkens, well, they have a very convenient fertilization method: right between the legs.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

Siege tanks are more versatile, do more damage, and can move. It's a tentacle anyways, it doesn't release any explosion. The zerg wish they had something that good.

maybe in war, but why would the zerg want a penis that just kills the target without even touching them?
and siege tanks also run into the problem of placing the women in the right position. how are they gonna get her up on the turret? Sunkens, well, they have a very convenient fertilization method: right between the legs.

Because the tank blast is more potent.

[Squid Lord]

u guys have it aaaaaalllllllllllll wrong....the penis wins.....sure it does push-ups until it throws up then gets put away like some toy after..but u guys r looking in the present....y not...o, say 6 months in the future, because of the penis, it spits out something 5 times it's own size and becomes weak and meaningless.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

squidlord said:

u guys have it aaaaaalllllllllllll wrong....the penis wins.....sure it does push-ups until it throws up then gets put away like some toy after..but u guys r looking in the present....y not...o, say 6 months in the future, because of the penis, it spits out something 5 times it's own size and becomes weak and meaningless.

Come again?

[Dja Majista]

squidlord said:

u guys have it aaaaaalllllllllllll wrong....the penis wins.....sure it does push-ups until it throws up then gets put away like some toy after..but u guys r looking in the present....y not...o, say 6 months in the future, because of the penis, it spits out something 5 times it's own size and becomes weak and meaningless.

Because the tank blast is more potent.

but the tank is impotent while in motion and it also has to have an upgrade to reach potency.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

squidlord said:

u guys have it aaaaaalllllllllllll wrong....the penis wins.....sure it does push-ups until it throws up then gets put away like some toy after..but u guys r looking in the present....y not...o, say 6 months in the future, because of the penis, it spits out something 5 times it's own size and becomes weak and meaningless.

Because the tank blast is more potent.

but the tank is impotent while in motion and it also has to have an upgrade to reach potency.

Wrong again. You don't walk around with erections because it's embarassing and overall not safe. Therefore you go from soft to hard. The Sunken isn't even like a penis, it's more like a tounge, and that's for oral anyways. It's flexible and goes down then up... like a tongue. It isn't hard at all.

[Evelyn]

Isn't the vagina (or I could be thinking about the womb) basically muscle? I could be wrong...

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

evelyn said:

Isn't the vagina (or I could be thinking about the womb) basically muscle? I could be wrong...

The penis and vagina are muscles, the uterus or womb is muscular too, but it's made to be accomidating to incubate the baby.

[Dja Majista]

admin said:

damasta said:

but the tank is impotent while in motion and it also has to have an upgrade to reach potency.

Wrong again. You don't walk around with erections because it's embarassing and overall not safe. Therefore you go from soft to hard. The Sunken isn't even like a penis, it's more like a tounge, and that's for oral anyways. It's flexible and goes down then up... like a tongue. It isn't hard at all.

sunkens and seige tanks aren't concerned about what other people think. Simply because, well, they can just kill you...
Sure it's a penis. Think of the spore colonies as females and it all makes sense. It's an immobile organism. How else is it gonna get the job done? And of course it's hard. It's strong enough tear through large amounts of ground and rock in seconds, and even pierce armor and metal.

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

admin said:

Wrong again. You don't walk around with erections because it's embarassing and overall not safe. Therefore you go from soft to hard. The Sunken isn't even like a penis, it's more like a tounge, and that's for oral anyways. It's flexible and goes down then up... like a tongue. It isn't hard at all.

sunkens and seige tanks aren't concerned about what other people think. Simply because, well, they can just kill you...
Sure it's a penis. Think of the spore colonies as females and it all makes sense. It's an immobile organism. How else is it gonna get the job done? And of course it's hard. It's strong enough tear through large amounts of ground and rock in seconds, and even pierce armor and metal.

Hmmm, or maybe it is because they aren't sentient.

And no, they aren't hard and stiff, they just attack at high velocity, if it was so hard it wouldn't be able to move and twist and bend the way it does. It's like a tongue. Spore colonies fire off high powered blasts like the siege tank, if anything they are like a penis... Not that they aren't hard at all, but they aren't erection hard. Penises don't stretch and then go straight up in the air at 12:00

[Dja Majista]

Hmmm, or maybe it is because they aren't sentient.

And no, they aren't hard and stiff, they just attack at high velocity, if it was so hard it wouldn't be able to move and twist and bend the way it does. It's like a tongue. Spore colonies fire off high powered blasts like the siege tank, if anything they are like a penis... Not that they aren't hard at all, but they aren't erection hard. Penises don't stretch and then go straight up in the air at 12:00

Does it have to have all the qualities of a human penis to be it's own penis? besides, it seems likely that at least the tip would harden... and spore colonies... imagine your whole life with a priapism...

[The Big Daddy C-Master]

damasta said:

Hmmm, or maybe it is because they aren't sentient.

And no, they aren't hard and stiff, they just attack at high velocity, if it was so hard it wouldn't be able to move and twist and bend the way it does. It's like a tongue. Spore colonies fire off high powered blasts like the siege tank, if anything they are like a penis... Not that they aren't hard at all, but they aren't erection hard. Penises don't stretch and then go straight up in the air at 12:00

Does it have to have all the qualities of a human penis to be it's own penis? besides, it seems likely that at least the tip would harden... and spore colonies... imagine your whole life with a priapism...

Well it has to do what penises do, and that's shoot out big blasts and look stiff. Carriers and BC's do it in their whole way. The tip is probably a point. Spore colonies are like a mixture of both, being asexual and all.